Sunday, January 09, 2005

In this issue: Britney Spears Desparate to Make Headlines, and more!!

Apparently celebrities stop living their lives on the weekend. Today's update will actually be short (but maybe not so sweet):

-In an attempt to continually remind the public she doesn't spend all her money on Cheeto's, Red Bull, or doggie chandeliers, Britney Spears has reportedly donated $400,000 to tsunami victims.
-Paris Hilton is releasing sex tape number two, for those of you who just can't get enough of that hook-nose.
-This could get confusing: Paris (Hilton) has been spotted with Paris (Latsis). The 25 year old Greek shipping heir might want to consider a nickname.
-Back to Britney- She's reportedly upset director Billy Woodruff by failing to mention in her latest Letter of Truth, Y'all that they had, in fact, WORKED TOGETHER BEFORE. This situation becomes particularly embarassing when you note that Britney described Woodruff as a "young, hungry director" in the LoT,Y. Despite the fact that Woodruff has directed videos for Outkast, Backstreet Boys, TLC, and numerous Toni Braxton videos, as well as the feature Honey. Oh, and he also directed YOUR video (Overprotected), Britney dear. Whoops.
PS. Cletus Federline (alias "Kevin") gets a motorcycle to shut him up.
and finally..
-Hell Hath No Fury LIke A Lesbian Scorned- Ellen DeGeneres' ex-girlfriend is considering legal action. Alex Hedison is looking to sue Ellen on palimony charges, and possibly Portia de Rossi, Ellen's current girlfriend, for "alienation of affection".


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