Today: Slim Pickins

Weekends are normally quiet, but I dug up a couple of pieces worth (briefly) mentioning...

-Jennifer Garner dispels pregnancy rumors at the Elektra premiere. America rolls over; hits snooze button.
-Our Headline of the Year, the Brad and Jen Split, may have been caused by a little too much phone time with Angelina Jolie?
-Today's Obligitory Celebrity Tsunami Relief Effort: Darkness rock"star" is auctioning his guitar on Ebay. I'll give you three guesses where the proceeds are going.
-You know it's a slow news day when I'm talking about KISS...A woman, claiming to be an ex girlfriend of Gene Simmons, is suing him for slander, saying that she is being portrayed as a slut. Simmons responded by asking which reunion tour he slept with her on.
-Orlando Bloom is reportedly the new 007, or rather, the old one. Bloom will be starring in films highlighting the agents younger days, and also the days when he looked like a complete pussy.
-Crazy Gwen Stefani has her own L.A.M.B. digicam, dedicated to harajuku girls! OMG LIEK ADORABLE.