Today: It's Late and I'm Tired.

-Denise Richards puts her engagement ring back on, because it's been a while since anyone cared about her and Charlie Sheen's divorce.
-Check out some pictures from the filming of The DaVinci Code, complete with a greasy, lumpy Tom Hanks. Yeah, this is going to be great.
-Chris Martin finds a way to complain about his wife while making it sound like a compliment. If only he could put that much cleverness into his songs.
-Mary-Kate Olsen practices being forty by standing around in her housecoat smoking cigarettes and dancing with her imaginary friend.
-Looks like Britney Spears is having a boy...elephant. I kid, I kid! I'm sure it's just twins. Or, there's just one Spears Spawn in her belly and he's mooching off of her even more than K.Fed is.
-Someone must be mad at Jude Law. (perhaps for appearing in Closer?) Because they're spreading small penis rumorsall around the internet. Dude, no wonder Alice AND Anna left you!
-Jessica Simpson has seen the writing on the wall, and it says "design some jeans".
-Katie Holmes: her dream, my nightmare.
-Finally. Now everyone can have a piece of Lindsay Lohan. However, the accessories don't seem very up to date. There's no bashed in Mercedes, packs of cigarettes or bags of coke! I'm going to write to Mattel about this.
-A vague threat of the next Tom Cruise debacle to come. I'm scared. Please hold me.

Today: I Do it For the Kids!

-Madonna falls off a horse, and now we'll have to contend with how "Kabbala saved her" or some other mystical bullcrap. Look for the ABC special, sure to be airing soon!
-It seems as though Hilary Duff has spent the last year in such a coke-induced haze (what? you know it's true.) that she failed to notice that Ashlee already tried that look. And just look where it got her, Duff. You better watch those shiny teeth of yours.
-Mariah Carey, lashing out because whatever album it is of hers she just released probably bombed, is pissed that Eminem is playing voice-mail messages of hers at his concerts. Allegedly the couple had an affair while working on her Charmbracelet (when the hell did that come out?) album. Carey denies the affair happened, and so do I because I don't remember reading a thing about it, so it can't possibly be true.
-If I were to report every day that Pete Doherty was sent to jail for possession of heroin, nine times out of ten I'd actually be right.
-It seems as though the "comedians" in charge of roasting Pamela Anderson fell short with jokes about her that didn't include talking about her breasts or Tommy Lee, so they went for Tom Cruise jokes instead. Not that I'm complaining, because I'm not.

I picked a really great time to dip my toes back into this, since I'm crusin' to Bermuda for a week, starting Saturday. Then it's back to college! I promise to be more diligent regarding jbtd, because each time I think about not updating it makes me a little sad inside. So I'm sticking with what works for now, even if it means irregular updates. But at least they're funny! Right?
...Right?

PS. Even though I have "Show comments in a popup window" checked to yes, I get no popup window. Any suggestions, faithful reader(s)?

Okay, So I Lied.

No, I wasn't on vacation or anything. But the effort involved in order to post five days a week is more than I sometimes have. I have been considering switching styles and writing something with a weekly format instead. Problem is, I'm not really sure where I could go with that. So here's where you, my fabulous readers (all three of you) come in. If you have any suggestions as to how I could make my site better/more interesting/funny, etc please drop me an email at justbringthedrama@mac.com
-Candice