Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Today: Divorce & DUIs: Always Good PR!

-Mostly because people don't really remember who Shannon Elizabeth is anymore, she pulls a great PR stunt and splits from her husband, who kind of looks like Xzibit, you know, if Xzibit were white and fat.
-Backstreet Boy Nick Carter lives up to his potential, getting busted for a drunk driving charge. Guaranteed, this will make a most excellent segment during his E! True Hollywood Story and/or Behind the Music.
-Celebrity gossip's most reliable source, The Sun, is reporting that Brad and Jennifer are going to give it the ole' college try. Again. With counseling. Now people, try not to get your hopes up. I know its been a rough week, what with the Sheen/Richards split, the Elizabeth/Some Guy split, and the Holmes/Klein split, but perhaps America's Favorite Couple can beat the odds once more..
-Britney Spears to appear topless in a magazine, hundreds of hours worth of overtime for photoshopping/airbrush artists to follow.
-Since Justin Timberlake signed on to play Elton John in a biopic, he is demanding revisions of the script. He wants it to include more sex and drug taking, because apparently the rest of the crew has abandoned this project and now he's directing it as well. But don't worry, this movie will never get made, Timberlake at the helm or not.
-Matthew Perry, or his anorexic twin brother? Matthew, let me tell you something. I know that since Friends ended, most of the cast members have either exploded or burnt out, but that doesn't mean you have to let yourself go like this. Just slip away quietly, into oblivion, like 90% of the other sitcom stars of yesteryear.
-If you were interested in reading fragmented poetry by Rosie O'Donnell, you are in luck, because she has joined the blogging community!


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