Today: When All Else Fails, Sue.

- The Lohan Saga continues. Lindsay's mother attempted to get a gag order against her husband yesterday. I suppose that was in response to the "Lohan Reality Television Show" idea.
-The sex tape you never asked for: Fred Durst's. Please, only click this link if you are one of the zero people interested in seeing Durst's 'O' face.
-So, the rumors were party true. Yes, Marcia Cross is on the cover of The Advocate. But no, she's not gay. Which gave the pressed-for-time content editors something to fill four or five pages with.
-It's time for todays obligatory marriage is on the rocks speculation, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin.
-Speaking of marriage, more thoughts on Ashton Kutchers inevitable proposal to his mother/girlfriend, Demi Moore.
-The Michael Jackson circus continues. A woman who had been in the same hospital when Jackson was brought in with "flu-like symptoms" and was made to move rooms died, and her family is suing.
-Jennifer Love Hewitt, realizing she is losing her grip on the slippery edge of stardom, takes the plunge and poses for Maxim.
-Hipsters? Meet your newest enemy- Hilary Duff. I mean, she was probably already on the top ten list, but now she's soiling your clubs with her Lizzie McGuire-esque prescense.