Today: Naked Pictures of Famous People.

-When even the fans are snarking on Mama Lynne Spears' latest letter, you know things are bad.
-Star magazine is running out of headlines to make up, so they're creating top 10 lists instead. 10 Things You Didn't Know About Hilary Swank (And Probably Didn't Want To) Well, they didn't make all of them up, but they're hoping you won't notice that.
-Since when does Nicky Hilton need to gold dig?
-Demi Moore is set to pull the OC out of its fabled sophomore slump by playing Summer's drug-addled step-mom. I'll be watching! (No, really, I will.)
-Jack Osbourne's jewelry stolen , and not even his father cares.
-Unfortunately there will be just a little bit less to snark on Sunday night, because Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have been banned from the Oscars.
-What would possibly be more awesome and necessary on this earth than a Lindsay Lohan reality show?
-Jennifer Lopez needs to catch up on her news. It took her seven months to publicly admit that she married a zombie.
-Viggo Mortenson's new look is apparently the plumber who used to live down the street from me.
-Popular opinion says that Tori Spelling is officially "busted". I'd like to think her eyes are slowly drifting apart, towards her ears, much like errant continents.
-Want to know what Keanu had for lunch today? I'm thinking Coke and white chocolate chips.