Today: Pieces of Britney

-Pete Doherty and Kate Moss are now engaged. I don't know whether this means more or less rumors about them breaking up every ten minutes.
- Sigh. Britney, just shut up already, would you? How can you possibly be upset when a magazine prints things YOU TOLD THEM?
-The Monday Numbers:
1. Robots $36.5M total $36.5M
2. The Pacifier $18.1M total: $54.4M
3. Be Cool $10.3M total: $38.4M
4. Hostage $9.84M total: $9.84M
5. Hitch $8.7M total: $150M
6. Million Dollar Baby $5.08M total: $84M
7. Diary of a Mad Black Woman $5M total: $44.1M
8. Constantine $3.65M total: $66.3M
9. Man of the House $1.8M total: $16.6M
10. Cursed $1.56M total: $17.8M
-Some dude from Maroon Five tells Creed to suck it, about a year too late.
-I cannot help but laugh at the notion of Tom Cruise and Usher starring in a movie together.
-Ashlee Simpson: now available for bat mitzvahs!
-UPN, no stranger to picking up major network's sloppy seconds, is going to air a comedy based on Chris Rock's life.
-Britney Spears is master of the hair extention. Oh, also? She feels bad for Michael Jackson. Hmm...a person who grew up in the spotlight without any idea about how the real world works feeling bad for another person who grew up in the spotlight without any idea about how the real world works? That's just crazy.