Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Today: Well Which One Is It, Honey?

- From "Sex and the City" to "No Sex and the Suburbs". I'm sure Charlotte would approve.
- Perhaps there is a puppeteer (with a vendetta) behind Burt Reynolds' face?
-Marcia Cross' PR finally catches up with the rumors and denies that she will be posing for The Advocate, but claims that "[Marcia] is very supportive of the gay and lesbian community".Well, of course she is. We've just been wondering exactly how supportive she is. Marcia Cross was on The View today, insisting she is "happy" and "totally not saying what my publicist is telling me to say until sweeps are over".
-AD to make room for more AD Fox is shuffling around redheaded step-child Arrested Development to make room for new golden child American Dad, thereby reducing Arr's episode order. And somewhere, a letter writing campaign has begun in vain.
-American Idol: Because There's Nothing Else On Worth Watching. However, its only a matter of time before it becomes the next Who Wants to Be A Millionaire? Fox should keep in mind that anything more than three times a week might be overkill.
- (3rd item) Lindsay Lohan has been doing more than just partying in NOLA; apparently she's been hooking up with 'Jackass' star Johnny Knoxville too! Although the partying must be getting to her, because she's come down with a case of "the flu", so the "[entire set] is on antibiotics". And for those of you who love to needlessly nitpick, yes Knoxville is married, and La Lohan's "flu" (if flu isn't codeword for freebasing drugs) is viral, so the antibiotics are pretty worthless.
-While some of the minor details may be off (Married for a year? Honey, we all know it won't last that long.) ONTD gives us long-awaited insight that Britney has finally realized K-Fed. "...isn't a great help in cleaning up after the dogs. And he might not be too eager to be on midnight diaper patrol either.” Well if the mounds of BitBitShit all over their house are any indication, I'd say Britney might consider hiring a nanny once she gets knocked up. Otherwise, that house is going to REEK.
-Although Kelly Osbourne was just whining yesterday about how much she hates having grown up in the media, she certainly loves all the damn attention. Apparently the 'Life As We Know It' star has a new boyfriend, but isn't telling who. Vegas odds are on Robbie "I'm Big In England, I Swear" Williams.


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