Today: Short And Not So Sweet.

-Freddie Prinze Jr. needed to get out of the house so badly that he mistakenly signed up for a pilot with Brian Austin Greene for ABC.
-Jennifer Aniston gives the press a swift kick in the ass, telling them to shut up about her and Brad Pitt.
-Now available, the Mary-Kate and Ashley shag collection. No, I mean area rugs, silly.
-These lyrics may or may not be from Will Smith's new album, also known as The Worst Thing I've Ever Read. If you want another good laugh, have a look at the cover art which clearly took ten minutes in photoshop.
-The least essential DVD collection ever: Pimp My Ride.