Today: There's Never Too Much Britney.

-I don't think its possible for Britney Spears to appear in a set of photos without her mouth being open at least once. And another set to further prove my theory. While we're on the subject, is Brit heading for another divorce? I hope not, since my bet was on two years. Although the fact that he totally threw away the birthday decorations she got for him doesn't good. Latest speculation is that marriage problems are stemming from Britney's eating habits. She gained a whole EIGHT POUNDS from chowing down on her mom's home cooking when she went back to Kentwood earlier this year. Gosh, eight pounds. What a heffer.
-If Mary-Kate Olsen is a fashion icon, then I'm Elvis' daughter.
-If you're in the market for a new diet, here's an idea. Read the latest on Michael Jackson and his shrine to Macaulay Culkin, and his stash of creepy porn magazines. You probably won't be able to eat for a week.
-I think Russell Crowe is trying to say that his band is breaking up, but its kind of hard to tell because he doesn't seem to be able to write a coherent sentence. Stick to acting, dude.