Today: Everyone Has An Album These Days.

-Britney and Kevin travel to Vegas, and get separate rooms. Page Six does the snarking for me: "An emergency meeting was called, but only because Britney was afraid her dog, Bit Bit, was pregnant by [brother] Brian's dog, Porkchop — and that would be incest. For the record, Bit Bit is a chihuahua and Porkchop is a bulldog. "
-Shannen Elizabeth is shacking up with some other man merely a month after announcing her divorce from Beefcake Reitman. By the way. have you seen her nails? Ew.
-I didn't know Lisa Marie had a new album out, and I also didn't know she's decided to become Drew Barrymore.
-Via stereogum, Art Makes Britney Thirsty.
-I don't normally care about Coldplay, but stereogum's readers attempt to decipher the latest album cover, with hilarious results.
-There's a new Bond in town, and his name is...Dnaiel Craig?
-The cover of Kelly Osbourne's latest CD has her contemplating the deeper meanings in life, like how much it will cost her to biggie size the number four meal at Wendy's.